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Why do I buy peanut butter?

I know I´ll eat it like I haven´t eaten in days,
I know I´ll spoon the fuck out of it, as if I had my first taste each time,
I know its thick delicious creamy presence will trigger a need in me that didn´t even exist before,
And I know I shouldn´t check its calories per 100g, cos they will be transfered inside of me anyway.

So why,

tell me why,

do I then buy a thing, I know won´t last longer than two days.

Peanuts are mean.
A small pea, that goes nuts is what you are.
Yes you, you are pee and you are nuts. That combination can never taste good.

So why,
please tell me why,
do you then taste like I just had an orgasm in my mouth.

You are not too sweet, with a hintch of salt,
making me crave you more while not making me feel sick.
Awesome. A recipe for disease.

I get it,
you are a butter.
Who can resist butter.

I know I can´t,
I even put butter under a layer of peanut butter on my bread.

Yes you butter,
you thick delicioius creamy peace of heaven.
You make any meal worth to eat,
and any diet fail.

But I´ll tell you this,
and don´t tell anyone…

your friend peanut?

It´s over!

Finished!

DONE!

I´ll never buy you again!



Unless,

I wanna bake,
like chocolate peanut butter brownies,
and share them,
on someones birthday.

Then,

and only then!
Will I ever get my tongue on you again!

That´s all from me.

And don´t call me crazy,

I just went a little nuts…


because for today, I turned into one.

1 thought on “Why do I buy peanut butter?”

  1. The following time I read a weblog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this one. I mean, I know it was my option to learn, but I actually thought youd have one thing interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you could possibly fix if you happen to werent too busy searching for attention.

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